haiku
you try to fuck me?
trifling bitch, get out the coop
that is MY chicken
thirty two fast weeks,
i sharpen what still stings me,
pointy syllables.
a contented sigh
swirls of smoke idly circle
around this wednesday
from the sludge of Now
i arise dripping lotus
and chewing phoenix
dead ports, spinless drives
do plumbers plumb off the clock?
am i full of shit?
there is no surplus
i made that value. it is
mine, you fucking thief!
she sleeps soundly. i
stare at the dark, alone in
a shared bed. monday.
monday looms, scowling
no one awake but me and
this hollow feeling
unseen and unheard
all my plans die young. again.
so sisyphean
no nectar, no bee
the flower knows this. so why
am i still buzzing??
coughing, i consult
the eight ball on my future:
“ask again later”
sick, and it’s sunday
a better life’s waiting, but
work tomorrow. ugh.
no one was there for
me; i’ll return the favor.
sigh… apologies….
who needs recipes?
let’s just wing it – oh fuck, it
turned out terrible
weekend flowerbeds
verdant, pungent, inviting…
still the cursor blinks
there’s no blank canvas
to him. he can’t even see!
fortunate earthworm
two crows on the fence
one flies, one stays a long time
and then it flies too
i could just ask her
but then i would have to hear
whatever she says
one bite at a time,
i know, but, maybe with luck
i can just unhinge
head on a swivel
still, nothing ever happens
happy birthday, love
loquacious giraffe!
keep your thoughts internal, lest
the poachers alert
end-of-life notice,
deprecated API
i still rely on
duracells recharge…
my useless capacitors?
always stuck empty
let’s explore the depths
no krakens, only remnants
of forgotten pain
step in my office!
we have a future to mold.
got some ideas?
a diverging path:
to the left is shit, and right?
also shit. aww, fuck.
vim twinkles brightly
green, escape wq, all night
and again all day
infirm of body:
side-projects, nyquil, sleep, and
abba should be loud
fingers in the weights
better evals are just one
tweak or two away
shifting, moving fast
how can i measure progress
ahh, my transient goals
growth requires some
patience, protein, effort, and
a kick in the ass
this is so easy!
no quest marker, no clear path
how can i begin?
too much snow won’t melt
bad tarot omens once more
waiting for the sun