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haiku

2026
1 2 3+ missed upcoming

you try to fuck me?

trifling bitch, get out the coop

that is MY chicken


thirty two fast weeks,

i sharpen what still stings me,

pointy syllables.


a contented sigh

swirls of smoke idly circle

around this wednesday


from the sludge of Now

i arise dripping lotus

and chewing phoenix


dead ports, spinless drives

do plumbers plumb off the clock?

am i full of shit?


there is no surplus

i made that value. it is

mine, you fucking thief!


she sleeps soundly. i

stare at the dark, alone in

a shared bed. monday.


monday looms, scowling

no one awake but me and

this hollow feeling


unseen and unheard

all my plans die young. again.

so sisyphean


no nectar, no bee

the flower knows this. so why

am i still buzzing??


coughing, i consult

the eight ball on my future:

“ask again later”


sick, and it’s sunday

a better life’s waiting, but

work tomorrow. ugh.


no one was there for

me; i’ll return the favor.

sigh… apologies….


who needs recipes?

let’s just wing it – oh fuck, it

turned out terrible


weekend flowerbeds

verdant, pungent, inviting…

still the cursor blinks


there’s no blank canvas

to him. he can’t even see!

fortunate earthworm


two crows on the fence

one flies, one stays a long time

and then it flies too


i could just ask her

but then i would have to hear

whatever she says


one bite at a time,

i know, but, maybe with luck

i can just unhinge


head on a swivel

still, nothing ever happens

happy birthday, love


loquacious giraffe!

keep your thoughts internal, lest

the poachers alert


end-of-life notice,

deprecated API

i still rely on


duracells recharge…

my useless capacitors?

always stuck empty


let’s explore the depths

no krakens, only remnants

of forgotten pain


step in my office!

we have a future to mold.

got some ideas?


a diverging path:

to the left is shit, and right?

also shit. aww, fuck.


vim twinkles brightly

green, escape wq, all night

and again all day


infirm of body:

side-projects, nyquil, sleep, and

abba should be loud


fingers in the weights

better evals are just one

tweak or two away


shifting, moving fast

how can i measure progress

ahh, my transient goals


growth requires some

patience, protein, effort, and

a kick in the ass


this is so easy!

no quest marker, no clear path

how can i begin?


too much snow won’t melt

bad tarot omens once more

waiting for the sun